1) passenger: Is this my train?
T.c : No, it belongs to Railways
passenger: don't be funny - i mean can i take this train to Delhi
T.c : No, Sir, it's much too heavy..
2) Sammy : mom how much am i worth to you?
mom : why you'r worth more than a million to me dear.
sammy : well, could you advance me twenty rupees?
Keep smiling - it makes everyone wonder what you're up to...
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